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| Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 | | 3:48 pm |
| | Thursday, October 20th, 2005 | | 7:22 am |
| | Monday, October 17th, 2005 | | 11:21 am |
| | Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 | | 11:51 am |
taken from wen
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay | | Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 | | 5:11 pm |
ok so I know I said that I would not write here anymore but fuck it I paid for this shit beeyotch
Does it matter the size ladies? I mean should we be just glad to get some or are we looking for more in depth action from the guys. I am personally very fortunate in that area. I never dated or did anything with a filipino but they are kinda half spanish so that would explain a lot. Anyways back to what I was saying, my male bosses when they find out I only date asian guys laugh its like the inside joke, but I know what they are talking about. XPOSTED IN HARDTOTELL UNDER MEN WITH CONFIDENCE PROBLEMS. | | Tuesday, March 30th, 2004 | | 7:27 pm |
The new journal is
hardtotell no more 10393890545 encryption if I have something to say about someone I say it there. Its not as light and cheerful as samanthalus and with less pictures with the exception of the occasional fantasy wear try ons. | | Monday, March 29th, 2004 | | 3:04 pm |
Close your eyes, hold your breath and jump
Because you cant take it back, so why try to hide it? Remember, there is no right answer to this kids, but there are a lot of wrong ones. Sometimes you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, and being sober helps a lot to. Play the wallflower and observe people you could be in shock of what you hear. You begin to feel like a stranger is strangeland. "yeah she is hot" not knowing you are standing right behind him not drinking. Mention it later "she is hot eh" you get the response you were not expecting "oh yeah she is". Thats always nice to know, then they have a audacity to object to your surgery. Then its just the hopeless romantics fault, because the Hopeless romantics believe in love and fairy-tales. They dream of roses and candlelight, walking on the beach at sunset, and dancing in the rain. They know that somewhere out there is a knight in shining armour ready to carry them off, or a beautiful princess waiting to be carried off into the sunset. Hopeless romantics believe in true love, and the eternal bliss that comes from being united with one's soulmate is what they crave most. so much for not having to impress people after you start dating them. There is no right answer but there are wrong ones. **************************************** **************************************** **** Thank you for your interest in Dr. Rapaport's office. Dr. Rapaport does lip augmentations and would be glad to meet with you on Friday. Please call me at 212.752.1129 if you have any questions. Cordially, Marlene Wheeler | | 1:23 pm |
something about a perfect couple
on the outside it may seem perfect, but no one sees what happens on the inside. Everyone is surprised when they breakup and the only thing you in your head to console yourself is the statement "its not like I am going to kick it to her". | | 12:22 pm |
get that dirty off your shoulders
Dear Samantha Martinez, Thank you for taking the time to visit Dr. Andrew Klapper online at www.outer-beauty.com. We've received your email and you should expect a response shortly by email. When the office gets busy we may only have time to check email once a day. If you have a question you want answered right away, please don't hesitate to call us at 212-717-5000. Thanks again for visiting. We'll look forward to seeing you in the office soon! Warmest regards, Lourdes Garcia Patient Coordinator Thats right I am going for a consultation to get my lips done. I said I have a year to save up and think about it. When I graduate I probably would take some time off before starting a new job. While I hear protest from vin, all I can say is your not in my body. You dont spend all this money on lipsticks and magic cremes that dont work. It bothers me and if I have the willpower to do it so be it. I am not going for the angelina jolie look cause that is to big I want a subtle look, so fat transfer injections it is. | | 6:07 am |
| | Saturday, March 6th, 2004 | | 5:37 pm |
weekend update 1
I kinda felt stupid at the club I was not able to drink cause I did not eat the whole day, and if I did I know I would have gotten sick. lady who works at the club " I need the table" me: so take the table lady who works at the club "no I need the seats you are sitting in to" lol. I felt so stupid that I said that but anyways. That place blur was packed and you know what fuck it, I saw some shit there I did not like (you know who you are) and sure you can say Samantha you should mind your own business, but fuck you, I have met to many playboys. I saw what I saw no need for me to tell. Your just gonna say "she did not see shit" oh yeah cornfuck, I was not drinking and instead of two I got four eyes of disgust for you. I feel bad I made vin leave the club early but you know what I could not even stand to be in the same room as you, thats how bad it was. I said to vin as I left the club to get away from the "nawbabyitantevenlikethat" air I said that any party or venue you would be at, I would not. So I can say last night was probably my last night partying out with vin, unless I have advanced notice that YOUR not going to be there. Sure you can say that bitch does not even know me but honey I have been there and heard the words of guys like you spit out before and you really are no different and ya know what there is no need to say to my man "can you talk to your girl". nope no need I am not controled by a man and I aint never scared of any playboy either. shout out to JOSE, first time we met and look at me with no dollar bills. lol. | | Friday, March 5th, 2004 | | 3:41 pm |
Stupid ass president Stupid VP
Veep spins on gay nups "Mister Vice President, you say you support President Bush's call for a constitutional amendment to prohibit same-sex marriage, but your own daughter is a lesbian, and if she wanted to marry, what would you say?" "I'm glad you asked me that, Richard. I love my daughter and want her to be happy. I ask that her private life and my own private life be respected." "Understood, sir. But we are, after all, talking about the private lives of other people. You once said marriage should be left to the states. Now you say you support the President. Isn't that a contradiction?" "On the surface, maybe, Richard. But everyone knows not to take what I say at face value. After all, I said Iraq had reconstituted a nuclear weapons program. We now know that it had none whatsoever." "So you disagree with the President?" "I don't agree or disagree. When we have our same-sex lunches - just us - I mostly nod, he mostly smiles and then we have dessert. We both know what's going on. It's about the base - social conservatives, fundamentalist Christians and the like. We're just showing them we share their values. "But - and this is important - we don't really care about this issue. It's not going anywhere." "Really, sir?" "Look, Schwarzenegger said it would be fine with him if California law was changed to permit same-sex marriage. Important Republican members of Congress oppose a constitutional amendment. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch opposes it. This thing is a dead letter." "So this is politics at its most cynical?" "You could say that. I call it being true to your core principle - getting reelected. But no real conservative could like this amendment. It has the federal government do what states ought to. And these gays and lesbians who want to marry - these are conservative values." "Good point, Mister Vice President." "You betcha. In the European Union, almost no one marries anymore. America is the great exception. We're socially conservative. Most gays and lesbians want to marry for traditional reasons." "So you oppose a constitutional amendment barring same-sex marriage." "I support the President." "What if your daughter wants to marry? "I want her to be happy." "How can you reconcile the two?" "The same way I do weapons of mass destruction in Iraq." "Huh?" "Exactly." | | 11:09 am |
| | 10:08 am |
define spicy
last night I had dinner with vin, I had the spicy avacado rolls and the sweet potato rolls. I dont know what spicy means in japan but my stomach at 3am was cramping. It hurt so much I had to take a pepto. I thought I was food posioned. samanthalous: spicy means hot in japanese dizzy81601: hot like spicy? lol samanthalous: I thought spicy was meant like pepper the black kind samanthalous: this was like more spicy then that dizzy81601: for me spicy is like, all sorts of spices mixed with hot stuff like green chiles and stuff | | Thursday, March 4th, 2004 | | 1:12 pm |
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Its not all about guy friends....bitches are fun to
Yesterday after work I went to queens and met up with my friend marissa. She is leaving to move to cali. I dont have many female friends but she is the few, I guess we got along so well cause she was stable and I was drama 3X. I guess the problem with females is you have to find someone who is like you but not so much like you they are going to take whats original about you and make it their own. I mean you want a friend not a copycat, anyways you also want to have someone who you can talk to, who does not blow you off for her bf and who can give you sound advice. I have separated myself from a lot of females due to jealousy and competion. I find myself now seeing these traits in front of my eyes. Example I told a female friend that instead of a wedding I would rather have a house, cause to me that is what 30G would be better suited. She told me last week that instead of getting married her and her bf were going to use the money to buy a house. I did not say "oh isnt that what I said I would do", since she did not even bother to give me credit for it. All I told her was "oh that sounds good". Am I jealous probably, but I got over it within the hour cause I have known her for about 5 years. Its funny cause we went to the same college and we did not speak. She thought I was a total mean ass, until she met me. I like having guy friends who know there is no chance in hell that we would get together on any level. They are the best, there is no weirdness about, does she like me, no she does not cause she already got a man. We got digital cable the other day, I had the illegal box with free cable and almost all the channels except porn, my grandparents had direct tv. I called them last night cause I was only receiving basic cable, they told me there was something wrong with the serial number on the box and they would have to send over a tech to my house, so no action channel for me last night. I had to watch that in my grandparents bedroom. I watched cyborg this dude was like whoa.  and also Till Dusk till Dawn damn that Selma she looked so hot in that movie before she turned into a vampire.  | | Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004 | | 3:56 pm |
vinmantha is going to maui......not till october but still
samanthalous: eway areway oinggay otay auimay vincent limjap: ? vincent limjap: that the lion king song? samanthalous: lol you are never guess what it is lol samanthalous: lol samanthalous: lol samanthalous: its pig latin  there were some things I had to ask him about re the flights and stuff so I had to tell him. He is excited and so am I. I am still not sure about the hotel yet I want the 4 seasons but you have to put a deposit and you dont get it all back if you cancel. | | 3:03 pm |
HOW TO WIN ARGUMENTS LOL
-Somehow, get into an insanely complex argument involving impossibly deep issues. Just as the other person delivers what they think is the killer blow, pause, look them in the eye, then slowly and deliberately pick up food and squash it into your own face. Then just sits there, arms folded, food dripping slowly from your face, calmly looking at the other person. How can you follow that? Argument won. -. Modulate your voice to fall out of sync with theirs. Most people shout when others shout, whisper when others whisper, and try to match the other person's voice patterns to 'get on their level'. This rarely works in arguments, and they end up being shouting matches. So by making random changes to pitch, speed, cadence, and tone, one will find the other person begins to falter. . Look away, and be silent for a while in the middle of one of their tirades, and look back when you know they are about to finish, and when they stop to hear your response, say something like: "I wish things were different, I don't want to argue with you, I (like/love/adore/admire/hate) you, but if we have to talk this through can we wait a while so that both of us are calmer and more our usual selves. I need time to think hard about some of what you've said anyway." . Note the language, if it is closed and non-varying, a good bet is that they are locked into one emotional level, and a way to win is simply to hug them. The flush of positive emotion this causes will destabilise them so look out for hits or pushes, but in the silence and their confusion you can deliver a new point assured that they will hear you. . Complement them in the middle of everything on something you know is important to them. When they try to get back to the argument, tell them they don't talk about themselves enough, and that perhaps if you understood them better you would agree more with what they said. This one is pure genius and works 99% of the time. . If all else fails say this : "I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed. Goodbye." Then walk away in triumph. . If even that fails and it is your girlfriend and the two of your are argued to near exhaustion, kiss her. Its probably what she wants right now. Else run. -Use exact figures shaked off from the sleeve. Invent your references also on the fly. It's very impressing to have more figures than Al Gore: "No, I don't think so. According to National Social Security Study addressed to Congress April 24th 1996 dr. CJ Willeford proves that during the period of 1992-1994 there were only 230 450 cases of welfare frauds resulting the loss of $1 043 500 for the federal state." -Apply heavy usage of Latin and intellectual words Poor: "Things are bad." Better: "The formative mechanism of culture amounts to a reification of human activities which fixates the living and models the transmission of experience from one generation to another on the transmission of commodities; a reification which strives to ensure the past's domination over the future." -Use personal insults If you have absolutely run out of arguments grap for the shortest straw: No, I don't think so. According to National Social Security Study addressed to Congress April 24th 1996 dr. CJ Willeford proves that during the period of 1992-1994 there were only 230 450 cases of welfare frauds resulting the loss of $1 043 500 for the federal state. But I have three new studies here in my bag that show very different figures, look. Yes, but have you noticed how ridicilously big nose you have? | | 12:41 pm |
Why men wont commit
her: "what do you mean your not ready?" Him: "I just cant handle something like that right now" Her: "oh but you could handle the sex" Him: (long pause)"its not like that, you and me we got something special" Her: "well it should be special enough for a relationship then right" Him: "where is all this coming from? I thought you were ok with everything, why are you letting all those people brainwash you" Her: "Everything being?" Him: "you and me" Her: "there is no you and me, no one is brainwashing me, I am feeling like I am not good enough!" Him: "its not like that" They both have cases here. She has a case of bootycall confusion, and he has a case of nawbabyIanttryingtobethatway. Who fault is it? Its easy for me to say its his fault, but she would know that when your smart nothing is true, maybe its just the cynic talking but you learn in life that to many things you thought to be true to your belief system reign false. e.e. cummings "out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes" :What does having a girlfriend say to every other woman you know? HIS STORY:He is off the market, or it could just make the women want you more. In most cases it just makes them back away from you. Its like how do you sleep with someone and not have that person get so attached to you, its like trying to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment. Why do women always want to be significant others? I think the we need better terms in English for "significant others." Why cant things just be simple. Accept things for what they are why do things have to change so much? Change is good but not for everything. All people are weak. You beg, manipulate, and pressure someone to tell you what you want to hear, they will eventually crack. This rule goes for women especially who tend to put emotions on everything. :Warn me of days like this, relationship is like a crime scene: Her Story"I know times are hard for you baby; it's hard for me too." god I can remember when he said this to me, I feel so stupid now. I found myself in a one sided relationship I missed the signs 1. ..the other person you so dearly love (or not) does not put any required effort into the relationship. 2. ..you are in love with yourself. 3. ..you only love the other person and not yourself. 4. ..the love is unrequited. - marie claire How could I have been so stupid, god I could just smack myself. How could he do this to me? I keep asking myself why and I dont know, then when I ask him he says he does not know. Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth "the truth" is simply what the definition says -- the correct information as far as you are aware. "The whole truth" is different to this, because although this phrase still refers to correct information, the word "whole" means that nothing must be omitted. Finally, "nothing but the truth" refers to opinion based on truth (which may not be well-informed enough) and assumption based on truth (which may not be correct). E.g., if a man saw a red car pulling up to his house and later heard a car pulling away, he may not say that he heard the same red car leaving, as he did not see it. Regardless of whether the assumption is accurate or not, it is not fact. just like our relationship. I cant decide if he told me the truth, the whole truth or nothing but the truth. "unclipped unclean this forensic scene's all played out the defense rests and sorry's just a no shit sherlock mouth talk con job *Lyrics from Fugazi's "Forensic Scene"" | | 9:38 am |
cheesecake anyone? part II
So since the weather has been getting nicer I said I would begin walking again. It helps clear my head and I get some excersise out of it. Most of the time I just go to central park but its not light enough for that yet. I passed by the Buttercup Cupcake Bakeshop on 2nd and 52nd and thought that I would buy my grandma something. Everything there is made fresh and it supposedly is the best in NYC. I ordered to clairbells cupcakes, and 3 mini cheesecakes for my grandma, the cheesecakes were about the size of a half dollar the total cost me 15 buxs. The cupcake was yuck, hello I could make the same cupcake with the mix in the supermarket. My grandma was soso on the cheesecakes. One was chocolate peacan, Toffee, and almond carmel. Maybe their cake is better. So I have a slight cold, vin feels really bad about it but I am sure I will be over it in a couple of days. I think it my spring allergies, it happens every year. I have to buy a top to wear on friday night. I am thinking of going to XOXO or Arden. School starts next month so I have to go on the 11th and pay them the 600 I owe them, then like another 300 for books and stuff. Also have to make a reservartion at CRISPO for me and vin. I have never been but I hear its pretty good so why not. Digital cable got hooked up in my house, and I get no channels before I had the illegal box and got most of the channels except porn :( but now its like I dont get shit. My grandmother was duped I so swore I was going to get the action channel. I wound up watching Americas next top model. |
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